Walking in high heel shoes corrects your gait.
It does. Really!
I noticed this the other day, while I was sitting in a shopping mall sipping a fresh cup of joe, when I started to notice the way some woman walk.
Odd, I thought to myself. There’s something I have overlooked. I noticed an attractive young lady with a snappy hair style and rather voluptuous breasts. She was well dressed although a little casual, but she was wearing the dreaded flip flops.
No matter… I mean … this is Flip flop town… after all.
Beside the point that wearing flips flops to a shopping mall rather than a pair of nicer shoes is akin to wearing scuba diving fins to a fancy restaurant, the flip flops, if worn all the time, I believe starts to train the wearer to walk like a penguin.
You heard it… like a penguin.
Why you ask?
I have noticed this trait over the years but never put it together. That wearing certain forms of shoes (e.g. flip flops, cowbot boots) causes the wearer to walk with a shuffle and the feet splayed outwards like a penguin.
Probably so they can walk in those shoes.
They kind of take on the appearance of a character in a Dr. Suess animation.
Whereas a person who wears high heel shoes is forced to walk in a straight line, one foot in front of the other, and causes the wearer to become conscious of each step and the way their body moves.
High heels trains the whole body to move with grace and precision, whereas if all you have worn are flops and runners, then you tend to walk like a football player… or even a penguin.
Therefore, I cry out to the modern world. Forsake the flops and runners and begin to wear high heels… for your own sake. At least stop wearing them in shopping malls. I mean really!
Heelfully Yours
Gillian
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