Well, there is no reason. No reason at all. Doesn’t make sense and if you looked at high heels pragmatically, one should never wear high heels.
But then… why would anyone wear jeans half way down their legs causing them to walk like a castrated penguin. No reason at all. Doesn’t make sense and if you looked at wearing jeans half way down one’s legs causing one to walk like a castrated penguin… one should never where jeans like that.
You can say the same for baseball caps on backwards rendering the bill of the cap useless. Or, you could say wearing hooded parka’s in the middle of summer to be, well, odd as well. Or, bandanas that cover your eyes… should I go on?
High heels on the other hand causes the wearer to walk and stand in a sexy position, whereas the aforementioned apparel items tend to make you look like a penguin. Have you ever seen a guy running wearing jeans half way down their legs causing them to walk like a castrated penguin. Not pleasant. Often comical.
Whereas, some one running in high heels is often done with less hilarity. Unless, you are in a movie and then you will HAVE to
Ahh, one always falls down while wearing high heels while being chased by a chainsaw wielding maniac. True… but so does the sneaker wearing cheerleaders, what’s your point.
High heels serve only one person. To convey sexual power and sexuality. Is that a problem. (okay, those of you from the Church of Making Life Boring Latter Day Downers CMLBLDD can leave the room)
While wearing high heels, a sense of sexuality overwhelms the wearer. Not unlike wearing a corset… a tight corset for that matter. It curves your waist and makes you stand, and sit, more erect. The high heels, the corset, are both items of clothing that never let your body forget you’re wearing them. Unlike baggy fleece sweats and bulky pullovers, items of clothing indistinguishable from pajamas, corsets and high heels chafe against your skin, tug and pull and always remind one they are on your person.
There are two types of clothing wearers in the general public weal. I label them the Guess girls and the Clown girls. The Guess girls wear heels, have well maintained haircuts that lend to the provocative, tight skirts and tops, and are not afraid to show some leg. The clown girls look like… well… clowns. Really! Bulky pullovers with some sort of slogan on them… fleece track pants that usually have some sort of school name on the butt… Ugly boots, and if the climate is cooler… one of those bulky, Nordic woven hats that have flaps over the ears with strings that dangle (but never tied) and one has to make sure the top sticks way up into the air. All that is missing is a red nose and large gag horn.
Strangely, each group thinks they are sexier than the other. I, for one, think the contest is more like Angelina Jolie versus a Manatee. (not to say there are guys out there that get all excited around a Manatee… and conversely, Manatee’s that get excited when they see Ms Jolie.) All things considered, Angelina is easier on the eyes and gets hit with far less boat propellers.
So wear your high heels and if you feel adventurous, your corset, and let these items of clothing remind with each body movement how sexy you are. Why not?
Heelfully Yours
Gillian
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