Why would anyone wear high heels in the first place?This is something I hear a lot of – or – high heels … I just don’t get it… it doesn’t do anything for me.
And these are valid comments. Unfortunately, for those of us who DO love high heels these sentences are mere gibberish. They might as well be saying, diggity, diggity, ya, ya, traveling pants.
You get it or you don’t.
Just like fishing. I don’t get that… can’t see the attraction of standing around with a pole and line in your hands waiting for a fish to mistake a rubbery doodad for a night-crawler and jump into your fishing net.
Equally, I don’t get TV shows on fishing period. Might as well sit on a couch staring up at three fruit flies buzzing around a lighted lamp.
High heels are sex. Period. Nothing less. They make a woman walk and feel sexy. Men enjoy looking at heels and legs. High heels and shapely legs go together like Penn & Teller. Penn without Teller is just, well… exceedingly odd!
To watch a woman walk with skill and panache wearing high heels is always such a sexy sight. Watching a woman wearing flip flops does not hold the same charm or allure. Flip flops, for some unknown reason, seem to cause wearers to splay their feet outward and become Charlie Chaplin as they walk. (Accept for Asian woman, who seem to have a knack for walking delicately in flip flops).
A woman wearing heels can not walk in such a fashion. The heels force one to walk with feet and toes facing forward, and if the wearer is feeling provocative, will sway the leading foot slightly to the opposite side of the body causing a glide, not unlike a speed skater as they hit their stride.
That is the difference. That is the attraction of high heels. Extreme heels are somewhat kinky, but if you ask me, so are facial peels. (I think, and I could be wrong here, but peeling away layers of skin was a medieval torture… something akin to someone being skinned alive)
And yet… some people don’t get high heels.
And so be it!
If you don’t get it, then don’t visit my crib! I don’t visit those who adore flip flops! It’s a crazy world that way. Some people listen to Britney Spears while others listen to Goldfrapp. It’s a matter of taste.
So let’s recap then, shall we.
Famous movie stars who wore/wear heels… Angelina Jolie, Marilyn Monroe, Ava Gardner, Bettie Page, Jennifer Lopez, Jean Harlow, Gwen Stefani, Gwyneth Paltrow and so many more..
Those stars who made impressions in flip flops. Can’t think of anyone. Perhaps the girls on Hee Haw!
It’s clear to all now. Heels are sexy. Heels are provocative and alluring. And for those who don’t get it… get over it!
Gillian
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