High Heels Wiggle Action

Your buttocks should thank your high heels.

Why?

Because a high heel will provide a very bootilicious display while walking that only shoes with a decent heel height can provide.

The other day, while standing at the stop waiting for some sort of transportation to whisk me away to parts unknown (as bus drivers in Melonville tend to get lost a lot), I noticed a rather shapely, attractive woman pass me wearing 3” heels.

As she passed I noticed she was wearing tight, but well fitting jeans. And with each step I noticed her one butt cheek rise, and as the heel of her shoe hit the pavement - followed closely by the ball, the whole motion caused her butt cheek to rise and then drop with a quick snap. Only to be quickly repeated by the other hip.

It was marvelous to watch and behold.

Flats won’t give your booty this motion.

Flip Flops cause you to shuffle, like an arthritic geriatric patient looking for shuffleboard.

That’s what a high heel does. It sexes up everything. If you want to be sexy. Start with your footwear. It only goes up from there!

Heelfuly Yours
Gillian

High heels turn heads ... they do!

It’s amazing what effect high heel shoes have on men.

It can change your whole sexual appearance.

There I was sitting in a Subway shop in downtown Melonville, sitting with a Hypoglycemic sweat and about to dig into my turkey breast when I noticed there were several men milling about the front, as this shop doubles as a variety store, each guy getting another frosty from the machine.

Two rather attractive women stepped through the door. Both were very sexily dressed but one had on her feet… you guessed it… flip flops.

The second woman was wearing 4” heel sandals.

Which one was ogled by the men?!

Well… let’s say Miss Flip Flops lost. The guys hung around and teased each other and watched the woman in heels as she bought her purchase and tittered out the door… the men laughed in that way they have when they have been teased by a gorgeous woman.

Now I ask you? Would you not enjoy a gaggle of men enjoying your looks and in their testosteronial way with desire you?

Of course you would… it’s sexy to have that happen.

Only high heels can give you that awesome wiggle that says to the world… I enjoy my body.

So don those high heels and wiggle around while shopping. You’ll change the world.

Heelfully Yours
Gillian

Celebrities without high heels... yuck!

Oh those performers who go barefoot.

What makes them think they’re cool is beyond me . . . so there I was sitting, watching David Letterman and waiting with apprehension to see this new female singer that was all the rave.

Disappointed!

Not only was she a bad version of a cross between Tori Amos and Janis Joplin, and a consummate musical poser if I have ever seen one… she was on stage … Barefoot!

And she thought she was being original. She emphasized her barefootedness by doing a few kicks in the air… so all us home viewers could see how original she was.

I was appalled. Yes, it’s so anti-diva to be on stage… on David Letterman no less… barefoot.

Yes… it shows how cool and hip and anti-mainstream you are.

But as a singer … as a Diva. Yuck!

I mean I’ve seen Gwen Stefani dance and jump around a stage in 4” platforms with a 9” heel without so much as a hesitation. That was sexy. Two kicks in the air with bare feet… yawn!

A singer that is not wearing heels… that isn’t wearing something sexy or alluring or provocative is saying more than being anti-mainstream and anti-fashion. She’s screaming to all... boring.

Now Gwen is always wearing sexy or interesting shoes even if she’s wearing blingish, fast and furious attire. She shows off her choice in footwear and gives her props to the fetish people.

That's a star!

Heelfully Yours
Gillian

Heels, High Heels and Pumps! Hooray!

Oh those sexy, sexy heels! More please!

Last week was a very good week … if you’re a heel watcher such as I am. Why?

Because through my daily strolls through the City of Blandness (The Big Stink) or as others call it – Melonville – there were heels a plenty to see. Some in particular took great care in how they dressed along with their heels.

One, for instance, had a long tight black skirt to go with her 3” pumps – yes, a modest height I do agree but at least the effort was there and the sensuous look she presented more than made up for the lack of heel.

It was a business look but very sexy as well and when she walked, she walked with a confidence and a inner knowledge that she looked damned good.

Another wore a higher black patent heel in wedge form. About 4” high. Along with her tight khaki skirt it was a nice way of wearing high heels without being to – how should I say – vampy!

Still others had their heels on. All wearing 4” heels and one who had dared to the giddy heights of 5” high heels. They were bluish sandals and although they did nothing for her overall appearance I smiled with delight to see the attempt.

Even older ladies had donned the pump and were strutting about with style.

One gets weeks like this… although not often enough, if you ask me.

So girls… slip on those heels and walk. Strut and allow your inner vampiness to exude outwards. What could happen. Compliments! Admiring stares! Looking sexy! I can’t see a downside to any of this!

Heelfully Yours
Gillian

High Heels Will Make a Believer of You!

Why do high heels cause so much commotion?

In this world of Goths, cyber-goths, Geek-chic, skater wear, gangsta apparel where guys wear the clothing of people who hold nothing but disdain for them . . . or trailer park fashions… or the fight club look…

Why do high heel shoes and boots still cause the most consternation among the populace? It behooves me.

In fact, wearing high heels shuld be way done the list of those who 'stick out' in the crowd, so as they say.

I was walking the other day and heard some comments about my 6” heels, so I glanced quickly, as I usually do not pay attention to the Old Navy crowd nor consider their opinions even relevant, and... Sure enough... they were wearing Old Navy attire... from head to (gasp!) foot!

The understood meaning of their comments (the under story for you writers out their) is they were fashionably normal and I was not. Yet… all three of them looked identical. (does not that seem odd, I ask?) I had not seen this petty display since high school (admission: I was rocker punk then) and the same idea that because what they were wearing was what they considered normal, then everyone else was not unless they donned the same clothing.

This childish attitude I though passed when I left being a teenager behind. However, there is this tendency in the world to force people to wear what they feel others should wear. It went on during the middle ages with the sumptuary laws of the 14th century where it was decreed that those of the lower castes could not wear what was worn by the nobility.

There are places still like that today, only because we’re soooo 21st century (ahem… Iran, I’m talking about you) where the government decrees that women can only wear certain types of clothes. This is not out of step or thinking with those who wear nothing but, and only, Old Navy clothing. Same thing, different screen door!

Oops! Sorry, this turned into a political tract … but you see my point?

So I guess stars like Nicole Kidman, Gwen Stefani, Halle Berry, Courtney Love… and many others, are not so fashionable (given the opinions of some Old Navy dressed pundits) given the fact they wear high heels on a daily basis. Yes, no one even considers them attractive or sexy… no way. But one secret ingredient to their sexy persona is the care and attention they give their footwear (or at least their people do)!

So I’ll continue to wear my extreme heels because I can. And I hold the opinion that those who can’t wear them will continue to mock those who do because that’s what they are reduced to doing! But men will always be attracted to those who wear high heel shoes and boots … and if you want to test the theory…go to a party wearing flats and then go to another wearing heels. The difference will make you a believer!

Heelfully Yours
Gillian

Why Are High Heels Considered Weird and Other Shoes Are Not?

Oh when will it stop!

Recently, I was at a music festival here in Melonville and lo’ and behold, I actually saw some really nice footwear.

Some were wearing heels, and I even saw a Muslim women wearing an attractive pair of 3” heels which just goes to show you that even restrictive clothing religions can be somewhat skirted.

And several pairs of pumps plus even a couple of Goths wearing some very nice bootage. And all walked (I even saw someone running in heels) just fine thank you much with no discomfort.

However…

And there’s always a however when it comes to modern footwear.

There were more horrible flip flops everywhere. I’m afraid women can outdo men when it comes to slovenly attire. (eg The bedwear which is sometimes worn out to things such as music fests)

Yet there is a new form of footwear which must be stamped out! 

It is the Dutch wooden shoe come plastic sandal.

Ugly… I can’t begin to describe how ugly they are. The only thing that equals it in my mind was the fad (from British Columbia I might add) of the women wearing steel toed work boots out to restaurants and nightclubs.

These are not much better.

They make women walk like they’re wearing scuba flippers and the image is a mound of plastic encasing the foot similar to someone in a foot cast.

They must be stamped out.

And they say high heels are weird? Give me a break…

Heelfully Yours
Gillian

High Heels And Work... But of Course!

Wearing high heels to work? As far as I can see it is a good thing.

Why not wear them? In many cases it’s the best way to train your feet and you will attract the eye and admiration of everyone as you wear elegant footwear.

Some jobs prevent you from wearing them? Some will say.

Really! Umm … do you mean waitresing for instance? Not so. Here’s an interesting piece from the Baltimore Sun about those who wear high heels.

Samantha Vu has no problems with tending bar in 5-inch heels at Lucille's in Power Plant Live.

"It's only difficult when you're standing in one place for a long time," Vu, 27, said while serving gazpacho to a customer one recent Saturday night. "Otherwise, if you keep moving around, you don't get tired at all."
Or how about in a massage therapy clinic?

Luz Marina Tovar is on her feet all day long.And her choice of footwear for work as a massage therapist in Lutherville? Flat and practical, right?

Guess again."For me, the high heel is more comfortable ..., and I feel more elegant," said Tovar, 48, who works regularly in 6-inch heels at La Clinicia. "I never get tired of the higher heels!"Tovar -- who moved to Lutherville from her native Bogota, Columbia, four years ago -- is among a number of Baltimore-area women who have made pointy-toed, 6-inch pumps and stilettos an integral part of their workplace attire..
And there are many more women who have adopted the high heel at work and consider even a 2” heel a flat shoe.

Trish MacDonald, a local actress and producer at Uffington Productions Inc. in Baltimore, said women move differently depending on the shoes they're wearing."A woman in a pump or high heel moves sensually," said MacDonald, a regular La Clinica pedicure customer. "But the same woman in flip-flops walks a little ... sloppy."
Again, as I have said before, wearing high heels, once practiced, can be as easy as wearing any other shoe. You will gain a new sense of balance and be able to walk confidently over any surface area. I mean, can one run in flip flops? No! I’ve seen it attempted so many times and invariably one or both flip flops shoot off into the air or are left behind in the feeble attempt to run.

Like this person says:

MacDonald said she believes women are vain about their shoes because attractive footwear is "a confirmation of your femininity. Image is very important to me."
And I think the vanity works in the opposite direction. Those who are wearing flats, or beatup runners, or even flip flops recognize the fact they have shoddy footwear and instead of running out to get better shoes… just mock those who do wear high heels.

So wear you heels to work and relish the joy of wearing them everywhere.

Heelfully Yours
Gillian